1. When I was a child, I didn't behave well when eating. An old farmer educated me by saying: "In 1960, it was bitter, there was no food to eat, and the boogers picked from the nose were never thrown away."
2. A rich man was looking for a servant, and the interview question was about using the restroom. The first few people came out without washing their hands after using the restroom, so the rich man sent them away. Only one person washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands.
The rich man asked him why, and the servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."
3. A man saw a big sale in a store and went inside. "What would you like to buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove you have a dog."
"Where is such a rule?" "That's how discount items work." The man argued with the salesperson for a long time, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. With no other choice, the man went home and brought his dog, only then was he able to buy the dog food. A few days later, the man went to the same store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove you have a cat." It was the same salesperson, and the man argued with her again for a long time, and in the end, he still had to go home and bring his cat to buy the cat food. A few more days passed, and the man came to the store holding a large cardboard box with a hole in it, and found that salesperson. "What would you like to buy?" "You'll know if you put your hand in." The salesperson stuck her hand in: "What is this? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."