The latest humorous sentences from 2011

1. What is irony? Irony is that even if you are willing to be someone's toilet paper, they still complain that the paper is too soft and will dirty their fingers, or too hard and will hurt their butt...

2. Don't always say that mud can't be flipped onto the wall, because even if you are concrete, if no one flips you, you still have to stay on the ground. If someone does flip you, no matter how bad the mud is, it will still stick to the wall in some form...

3. Regard your boss as a baby, and then regard yourself as a breast. Give yourself more pressure and squeeze out some milk, because babies don't know how to appreciate breasts that can't produce milk...