Such an obscure joke

1. After the biology class, a boy pinned a girl down and kissed her forcefully. Afterwards, the boy said to the girl: "I just wanted to do some practice, nothing else." Upon hearing this, the girl pinned the boy down, and while kissing him, she said: "Failed, retake."

2. Teacher: "What is the difference between a避孕套 (condom) and a parachute?" Boy: "One protects the head, one protects... the other end." A girl continued: "A broken parachute means one less person, a broken 避YUN TAO (condom) means one more person."

3. A man went to see a psychiatrist: "I can't take it anymore! My wife has been unfaithful to me!" The psychiatrist: "Relax, how exactly has she been unfaithful to you?" The man: "She goes to bars every night, showing interest in almost every man there, I'm about to go crazy!" The psychiatrist: "Don't get too excited! Tell me, where is this bar??"