Snail jokes

1. A snail was moving on the road, and then a turtle came from behind and rolled over it. Later, the snail was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment. When the snail regained consciousness, the police asked him about the situation at that time. The snail replied: "I don't remember, everything happened too fast..."

2. My son has never studied well since he was young, and he only knows a little bit about everything. The other day, I took my son out for shopping. On the food street at the gate of our community, my son found a snail. He picked it up and looked at it, and found that it was dead. After walking for a while, my son found another one. He picked it up and looked at it, and found it was still dead. As we walked forward, there were more and more dead snails. My son felt something was wrong, so he ran over to me and asked: "Dad, look, why are there so many dead snails here?" I took a closer look and almost got angry. I shouted at my son: "Those are not dead snails, they are leftover shells of freshwater snails. Don't pick up random things!"