Kids' jokes in school

1. One of my classmates' elementary school compositions - "When I was young, the demon of illness took away my young life!" Another one wrote about shoveling snow in winter, but mistakenly wrote "lei" (thunder) instead of "xue" (snow), so it became "One winter morning, my family and I were defusing landmines on the road..." (It turns out that the game Minesweeper was invented by Chinese children!)

2. Chairman Mao, I am interested in small cats cutting wheat, the motherland's rivers and mountains are full of beauties.

3. My junior high school classmate's essay: "I woke up, and my mom was sleeping while leaning on the side of my bed. I looked at her eyes filled with red blood丝s, and tears couldn't help but fall..." I laughed for an entire class period.