20 Jokes That Made the Old Lady Laugh Like a Little Girl

1. Last night at a supermarket, many people were scrambling to hoard salt, but one elderly lady calmly shopped for other items nearby, occasionally shaking her head and sneering. When someone asked her why she wasn't grabbing any, she replied: "I still haven't finished the salt I hoarded during the SARS outbreak..."

2. Three people who died ended up in heaven: a Japanese person, a South Korean, and a Chinese person. God asked, "How did you die?" The Japanese said, "I drowned in a tsunami," then the South Korean said, "I died from radiation," and finally the Chinese person said, "I died from eating too much salt."

3. A father noticed that his 10-year-old son was maturing early, so he decided to give him an early sex education. However, when talking with the child...