25 Hilarious Jokes that Will Leave You Crying with Laughter

1. Today my phone received a lot of messages from dead parties: "Wish you a happy holiday today!" I was very confused, thinking that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. So I turned to ask my roommate, who replied: "Today is February 13th. Happy 2B Festival!"

2. Today while giving my 3-year-old daughter a bath, as soon as I put her into the tub, she shouted loudly: "Mom, look quickly, Dad is flirting with girls!"

3. Today while chatting with my roommate, I said: "I never understood the difference between actual age and nominal age when I was young." My roommate replied: "Actual age is the time since you came out of your mother's body, nominal age is the time since you came out of your father's body." I suddenly understood with tears in my eyes.