Anti-foolishness methods for April Fools' Day.

by wangweimei on 2011-03-31 16:33:57

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.1】 Go with the Flow

The most common trick on April Fool's Day is when a friend notifies you to do something immediately. At this time, you might as well go along with what he says and make it sound even more real and serious. Unconsciously, switch roles with him, making him confused and unable to tell directions. In the end, the fool fools himself. Remember, never believe him; otherwise, you are very likely to become the butt of his jokes for the whole day.

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.2】 Play Dumb

When a pretty girl around you sends you "spinach" in the autumn on April Fool's Day, don't easily take the bait. Be cautious about the "time bomb" wrapped in the spinach. Otherwise, once you joyfully accept it, the "bomb" will explode immediately, making her laugh so hard she can't stand up straight. The best way is to pretend that you haven't seen or understood anything and help her find the "spinach" receiving point enthusiastically. This way, she won't have the heart to continue acting, and she'll have to stop. The anti-fooling action succeeds again.

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.3】 Alliance Formation

If someone tries to deceive you on this day but gets caught by you, you can recruit him and form a united front alliance. With the combined strength of two people, you can create a broader world and deceive more people. After all, strength lies in numbers, and the credibility of two people working together is much stronger than fighting alone! In this way, one less "enemy" and one more "ally", turning passivity into initiative, why not?

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.4】 Transformers

This is probably the most likely situation to be fooled on April Fool's Day, so pay attention. If you receive a call saying your phone bill, mobile fee, housing loan, etc., have not been paid on time and punishment will be imposed, listen carefully to the speaker's voice first to see if it's someone familiar. A friend may use this method to fool you. If you recognize the voice as a familiar one, you might as well turn his plan against him and give him a big transformation. Pretend to be someone else, making him think he dialed the wrong number, leaving him embarrassed.

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.5】 Direct Approach

Upon discovering someone is deceiving you, directly expose him with your first sentence without going around in circles, showing your wisdom and bravery. This strategy is the most direct and concise, clean and quick. This move is suitable for dealing with those trivial people, not wasting a single second on them.

Time-saving, cost-effective, labor-saving, worry-free...

【Anti-Fooling Strategy No.6】 Turning Against

Early in the morning, Xiao Qian calls again to bother me, "Xiao Zhao? After you left yesterday, the manager notified us to have a meeting at eight o'clock this morning. Hurry up, I'm about to leave!" Wow, exclaiming loudly, "Xiao Qian, you're so thoughtful to remind me. The manager just called me personally. Since this meeting is related to this month's bonus, it's very important. I'm already on the bus! But, it seems like he said he forgot to notify you yesterday and your phone was off. Did you know about it earlier? Could it be he made a mistake?"