20 Cold Jokes, the Best Way to Cool Down

1. Son: I heard that in some countries in Africa, men don't meet their wives until after they get married. Is that true?

Father: Not only in Africa, but all over the world.

2. The mistress came back home and asked the new maid: "Did you clean out the fridge as I told you?"

"Yes, madam," replied the maid, "Everything in it was so delicious!"

3. One day, Youyou asked an Egyptian slave, "What would you do if you became an all-powerful person?"

"I wouldn't have to do anything," the slave replied without hesitation, "I would just eat and sleep every day, and then sleep and eat after that."