Medical course records that make people laugh

1. In one medical record, it was written: "Today the weather is warm. I followed the chief to make rounds. The chief asked the patient how he was doing, and the patient said fine. The chief smiled, and so did the patient..." (This was something that happened personally nearby, and later the chief threw that medical record out from the sixth floor...)

2. Another medical record was written as follows: "Today, the patient has a big appetite and wants to eat meat. The family thought the hospital food was poor and brought food from home, but they were stopped outside the ward area. The family was informed that the patient can only eat the food provided by the hospital nutrition department and we cannot guarantee the safety of outside food. We explained to the family that if gastroenteritis occurs due to outside food, the hospital will not bear any responsibility. The family understood and signed."