A hacker veteran joke. Newbie: Can you answer a question about computers?

Noob: Can you answer a computer-related question for me?

Hacker: I guess so.

Noob: Which key on the keyboard is the coolest?

Hacker: .......... I don't know.

Noob: Of course it's "F4"!!

Hacker: Are you serious? Is that even a computer question?!!