The Ten Essential Weapons to Outshine "Bourgeois Beauties"

If you unfortunately fancy a petite-bourgeois lady, then please read the following content first:

Literature: Literature is always the best weapon to win a woman's heart. You should at least know those names that petit-bourgeois people often mention: Haruki Murakami, Roland Barthes, Che. Wagglar, Eileen Chang, Yu Jie, Qu Lan Sandra, Sarah Brightman, etc.; you also need to understand some famous lines in their works and pretend to unintentionally say them in a deep way that small bourgeoisie would do, but remember to use abbreviations or nicknames when referring to the authors to show intimacy.