No "salt" to face! Chinese netizens compile hilarious salt-grabbing jokes
Due to the influence of rumors that the nuclear radiation caused by the Japan earthquake might lead to seawater pollution, a wave of salt rush occurred in many places in China. For a time, "salt" swept the Internet, and countless netizens witnessed the absurdity of the whole situation.
The Japanese didn't die in the earthquake, they didn't die in the tsunami, and they didn't die from the nuclear radiation. But when they heard that the Chinese in coastal cities across the Pacific Ocean went crazy to grab edible salt, they all died laughing.
What is the greatest pain in life? People are alive, but there's no more salt! Do you know what the most painful thing in life is? People are dead, but they haven't spent their salt.
Upper line: Japan is a great nuclear nation; Lower line: China is the offspring of salt panic; Horizontal batch: A bit meaningful
There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, but I did not cherish it until I realized he was a salt seller, then I regretted it. Every person who rushes for salt was an angel with broken wings in their previous life. If you meet them, just marry them. It really takes courage to face rumors. As long as you take out your wallet to confirm, the 50-cent party has meaning. The bright moon shines before my bed, and all the salt has been grabbed.
Upper line: The great nuclear nation of Japan has 57 densely packed nuclear power plants, intending to exert nuclear threats; Lower line: The offspring of salt panic among the 56 ethnic groups of China rush for salt, where is the salt surface? Horizontal batch: A bit meaningful
Upper line: The Japanese wait for iodized salt in the nuclear radiation; Lower line: The Chinese rush for iodized salt to wait for the nuclear radiation; Horizontal batch: No salt to respond
Recently, multiple security guards have been added near the dried fish stalls in major supermarkets to prevent the act of licking fish at will. The security guard angrily said: "A good pile of big dried fish yesterday has been licked into freshwater fish today."
Professionals teach you how to prevent radiation: Cover your body with tincture of iodine, place a lead plate on your head, swing kelp, run while eating salt, at least 10 kilograms per day, run sideways against the wind like a crab, on the broad road to a beautiful life!
"Garlic You Ruthless", "Bean You Play", "Ginger You Army", the next one is "Salt King".
CCAV broadcasts 24 hours a day, ready to watch Japan's jokes, but ended up scaring the compatriots. Scaring the compatriots would be fine if they had gone to buy cars or appliances, which would also boost domestic demand. Unfortunately, they all rushed to buy salt. The price of salt is subsidized by the state, so now they are doing a money-losing deal, CCAV should be panicking.
Recently, a seven-day tour of Japan has been launched, including watching tsunamis, observing nuclear explosions, appreciating the beautiful scenery of earthquakes, experiencing nuclear radiation, and feeling the end-of-the-world atmosphere! One-way boat ticket, expenses borne by oneself - only manage departure, not return, only manage death, not burial! Special offer price: 2012 yuan (Note: Those who participated in the salt rush can attend this seven-day tour activity with the supermarket shopping receipt and enjoy a 30% discount.)
What is the most painful thing in the world? Radiation hasn't come, but there's no more salt; What is the most painful thing in the world? Radiation has come, but the salt doesn't work; What is the most painful thing in the world? All the money has been spent on salt, and there's no money left to buy rice; What is the most painful thing in the world? People have died from being too salty, but the salt hasn't been used up!
Ordering takeout: Could you please deliver a portion of braised pork rice? Restaurant: Which kind of braised pork rice do you want? Salt-free for 15, with salt for 30, double-salt for 50. We recently specially launched the "Salty Death" royal valuable iodized salt anti-radiation braised pork rice set meal, only 98 yuan, includes a bottle of tincture of iodine.
Jiangsu TV's "If You Are the One" has been renamed "If Not Salt, Don't Disturb". Male guests who buy 10,000 pounds of salt can take away their beloved women.
I have 2 bags of salt, containing iodine, no nuclear pollution, each bag weighs 500 grams, and I want to exchange for a 140 square meter commercial apartment in the Guomao Commercial Center area!! If Not Salt, Don't Disturb, contact privately if interested.
Finally understood why Ultraman did not appear at such a critical moment in Japan. Because he has a well-known alias in China - "Salty Superhero". He was originally going to go to Japan for disaster relief, passing through China, but unfortunately encountered a salt rush domestically. Due to the shortage of salt, he was unfortunately licked and lost his virginity, then developed infinite fear towards humans...
What is the greatest pain in life? People are alive, but there's no more salt! Do you know what the most painful thing in life is? People are dead, but they haven't spent their salt.