The latest 30 powerful online articles released in 2011

1. Keep the sorrow to yourself and give the pain in the balls to others.

2. Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications studies the firewall, China University of Political Science and Law studies democracy. These two schools used to face each other, but later the CUPL was bombed to the suburbs.

3. Don't know about others, but according to the current male-female ratio of newborns, soon we will have to draw lots to marry a wife.

4. Summary of hot words in 2010: [Xili Brother] went to [group-buy education], became a [West-graduated student] and entered the [Football Prisoner Association]. As a result, he was [Wiki-leaked] by [Fang Zhouzi]. Then he couldn't think it through, wanted to learn from [Foxconn] and even required [naked donation].

5. Looking at Mop, all screens are full of complaints, either being cheated or being pushed; turning to Douban, they are all unfaithful men, girls are fresh and new, men are bastards; climbing over the wall to Twitter, they are all democratic brothers, condemning NDRC with their mouths and criticizing the rulers with their pens; turning left to QQ, there are more male and female chatting, you talk about anime, I talk about constellations.

6. Flying: Jiang Wen: Let the bullets fly. NDRC: Let the prices fly. PetroChina: Let the oil prices fly. Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development: Let the house prices fly. Tax Bureau: Let the tax burden fly. Grain Bureau: Let the grain and oil fly. Foxconn: Let the employees fly. Common people: Let the tears fly.

7. It's very cold today, colder tomorrow, and extremely cold the day after tomorrow.

8. Currently effective anti-corruption measures in China include: 1. Spousal estrangement; 2. Burglary at home; 3. Accidental incidents; 4. Lover's report; 5. Netizen's curse!

9. You not wearing long underwear makes you look unstable.

10. Gently lift your face, and dry your facial mask for you.