Fifteen places not to go when it's windy

1. Keep away from beauties, in case the beauty is unstable due to strong wind and bumps into your arms, which may lead to suspicion of unclear and inexplicable behavior.

2. Stay away from roast duck restaurants, in case the ducks inside are blown up into the sky and one of them happens to fall right in front of you, leading to suspicion of stealing roast duck.

3. Avoid kindergartens, in case the children inside are blown up into the sky and one of them happens to fall into your arms, leading to suspicion of child abduction.

4. Keep a distance from your wife, in case you are blown up into the sky and happen to land next to another woman, leading to suspicion of infidelity.

5. Stay away from airports, in case you are blown up into the sky and happen to land inside the cabin, leading to suspicion of impersonating an alien.