Farmers fight back against city dwellers - humor and jokes
(5) A city dweller went to the countryside for an outing. While he was having fun, he suddenly heard a farmer shouting: "Comrade, you stepped on the wheat." The city dweller glanced at the farmer and said, "You're so uncultured, this is called 'treading on green.'" The farmer kicked him into the river and said, "What the heck, this is still called 'treading the waves'!"