A new collection of sayings from the fringes has emerged: the latest 100 sentences.. I'm going to laugh my head off... 。~!!!!!!

by ywqxtx on 2010-07-03 20:43:51

1. You shameless guy, do you think everyone in the world is your mom and we all have to indulge you!?

2. Swear words are just interjections for people like us俗人. We don't intentionally say them. For example, if we were in ancient times, the sentence "Alas, what a misfortune!" in "Records of the Grand Historian" would be said by me as "Shit, what a misfortune!" The meaning is exactly the same.

3. Being so shameless and carefree, your weight should be very light, right?

4. Stop always asking why others don't want to talk to you. Is it realistic that they ignore you because you're too precious? Do you believe that?

5. Before I met you, I didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

6. You cheap person love to take advantage so much. If you really took someone's things, you would have been paralyzed from the neck down long ago!

7. Bragging is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model hasn't gone out of style yet, but the new one is already out.

8. People who can "think thrice before acting" aren't necessarily smart and rational; rather, they are afraid of being scolded easily for their mother and grandfather.

9. A good man is one who repeatedly sleeps with a girl and sleeps with her for a lifetime.

10. Beating is a sign of intimacy, cursing is a sign of love. Always cursing your mom, you're about to have feelings for your mom.