Christmas is here! Did you hang any smelly socks by your bed? If you do, Santa Claus will put my best gifts into them! Merry Christmas!
The angel said that as long as I make a wish standing among 99 carefully drawn tulips, God will hear it. I've filled the entire room with flowers. Finally, God said to me: Make a wish, child! I said that I only wish for the person reading this message to have a merry Christmas!
In order to be environmentally friendly and save paper, please don't send me a Christmas card during Christmas. Instead, just write your wishes directly on the biggest bill you can find! Hehe, aren't I nice? Merry Christmas!