Already cohabited with girlfriend, but a beauty moved into the house (The Stunning Record of Cohabiting Beauties)

This world is full of too many contradictions.

You only realize how important underwear is when you can't find any toilet paper.

I am called Soap, and I am a man.

My girlfriend is called Huo Huo. We are not married yet, but we already live together, hey.

Huo Huo was lying on the sofa, watching TV absentmindedly. She said, "Soap, if I die, will you still love me?"

What a ridiculous question, I said, "I have lived half of my life and you're the only girlfriend I've ever had. If you die so early, I will chase you to the netherworld and beat you up to compensate for my loss."

Hehe, she laughed evilly and said, "Soap, you should remember what you said."