I am a panda, you must be very suspicious - how can a panda type? I also question this issue. Maybe the only explanation is that I am a mutant panda.
I am lazy and gluttonous, with a fat body and a round face, two eyes, one nose, one mouth and four limbs. Around my big cute eyes, there are always dark circles. This is something I am proud of, don't you think so? It is indeed very cute.
I like to eat bamboo shoots, and I like to sleep every day hugging a few bamboo mats. That way, I don't have to work, how good it is! I just need to appear in front of the audience every day and wave to those crazy fans...