The hilarious Q-Version Chinese - the latest work of the author of "Sandy's Diary"

After the death of Emperor Qin Shi Huang, the young Qin Er Shi ascended the throne, and the grand eunuch Zhao Gao seized absolute power. One morning in court, Zhao Gao dragged a tribute梅花deer from a certain country into the hall.

Emperor Qin II: "Lord Zhao, why have you brought this donkey to the hall so early in the morning?"

All the ministers immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Zhao Gao: "Your Majesty indeed has sharp eyes! Although you made a mistake this time, it's still better than last time when you mistook a stool for Doraemon."

Emperor Qin II: "Then what is this thing with horns? Oh? It's pooping!"

Zhao Gao: "As the ruler of a great nation, do not speak so rudely!"

Emperor Qin II: "Alright... its buttocks are vomiting!"

The ministers started throwing up uncontrollably.

Zhao Gao: "Your Majesty, this is a horse!"

All the ministers were astonished.

Emperor Qin II: "Lord Zhao is joking. Although now technology is advanced, with cloned cows and genetically modified pigs appearing, I still recognize a horse! A horse is much bigger than this thing! A horse has a long big nose, ears like fans..."

The ministers threw up again - one person was calling the deer a horse, the other an elephant. They thought: "Are we all crazy today?"

By the time you've read this far, are you crazy yet? Lin Changzhi's humorous works will drive you mad after reading.