Orz Hacker: 【If sanitary napkins were to be renamed, what do you think would be the best name?】

1. If sanitary napkins were to be renamed, what do you think would be the best name?

Netizens came up with several answers: Big Long Towel; Uncle Big; Vampire; SpongeBob; Scripture Repository; Secret Police...

2. Original poster: My wife gave birth to a baby girl, she's very cute. I'm asking everyone to help me come up with a powerful name for my daughter. My surname is Cheng. Reply: Cheng Jisi Han.

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(Note: The last name "Cheng Jisi Han" is a playful pun and may not be suitable for actual use, as it sounds similar to "think of Han" in Chinese, which could have unintended meanings.)