China's 50 Most Perverted Online Games

1. Have you ever seen a game where equipping one item costs tens of thousands of RMB, and mages can instantly kill warriors? If not, try playing "The Journey Online."

2. Have you ever seen a customer service warning that says “low-income players forbidden,” and a game that killed 43 people within two years? If not, try playing "World of Warcraft."

3. Have you ever seen a game where typing too fast might give you arthritis in less than six months, and virtual lingerie is more expensive than in real life? If not, try playing "Audition."

4. Have you ever seen a game that boasts about having the most pets but only allows you to release them one at a time for viewing? If not, try playing "Tian Di."

5. Have you ever seen a game that promotes account theft through malicious software, where all your paid items vanish without a trace and leveling never ends? If not, try playing "Rage of the Nine Heavens."

6. Have you ever seen a game that takes a famous novel and completely distorts its storyline? If not, try playing "The Legend of Tian Long Ba Bu" (where Ming Sect even appears).

7. Have you ever seen a game where if you don't spend money, you'll never reach level 49? If not, try playing "Miracle Legends."

8. Have you ever seen a once-classic martial arts game that ultimately failed due to cheats? If not, try playing "Jian Xia Qing Yuan."

9. Have you ever seen a game that claims to be free but makes progress impossible without spending money? If not, try playing "Mo Yu."

10. Have you ever seen a game where GMs sell high-level equipment? If not, try playing "Wulin Waizhuan."

11. Have you ever seen a game where you can't play without using bots, with each computer running at least five accounts, and two accounts being the bare minimum to feel confident? If not, try playing "New Stone Age."

12. Have you ever seen a game filled with bots, where buying a single cannon shell feels like cutting flesh? If not, try playing "Machina."

13. Have you ever seen a game with an over-the-top promotional campaign that shuts down within a year? If not, remember "A3."

14. Have you ever seen a game where monsters can instantly kill you while leveling up? If not, try playing "New Devil World."

15. Have you ever seen a game that doesn't look 3D enough to be 3D and not 2D enough to be 2D? If not, try playing "Feng Yun."

16. Have you ever seen a game with rough graphics resembling brush paintings, failing repeatedly for years before finally reaching beta testing? If not, try playing "New Shu Mountain Swordsmen."

17. Have you ever seen a game where it's hard to level up unless you group with others? If not, try playing "Huaxia 2."

18. Have you ever seen a game where cheats appear on the third day of testing? If not, try playing "Sword World."

19. Have you ever seen a game with childish graphics but a massive player base? If not, try playing "Tale of Westward Journey."

20. Have you ever seen a game that copies half of "The Journey Online," but does it poorly? If not, try playing "Nine States Heroes."

21. Have you ever seen a game so childish it makes you bleed from your eyes, where pets need to drink mana potions when fighting monsters? If not, try playing "Tales of Warring States."

22. Have you ever seen a game that brags shamelessly? It says: "If you haven't played this game, you haven't played a martial arts game." If not, try playing "Huang Yi Qun Xia Zhuan."

23. Have you ever seen a game that collapses immediately after open beta testing? If not, try playing "EverQuest 2."

24. Have you ever seen a game where you can exchange RMB for in-game currency, directly boosting pet attributes and increasing capture success rates, all for just a few thousand yuan? If not, try playing "Dream of Westward Journey."

25. Have you ever seen a game that charges by the hour (4 jiao per hour), yet sells in-game items and encourages excessive spending during holidays under the guise of lotteries? If not, try playing "Blade Online."

26. Have you ever seen a game that restarts every 15 seconds and reboots the server every two minutes? If not, try playing "Desire - The Land of Dragons."

27. Have you ever seen a game where you can reach level 250 in an afternoon if you have money, despite the cap being level 350? If not, try playing "Destiny."

28. Have you ever seen a game where the first agent steals years' worth of prepaid cards, then hands it off to another company, ruining the game and forcing players to start over? If not, try playing "Magic Baby."

29. Have you ever seen a game where killing earns money, and everyone has a red name? If not, try playing "New Zheng He."

30. Have you ever seen a game claiming to be anti-Japanese but featuring no actual Japanese soldiers, only Chinese players fighting and cursing each other? If not, try playing "Resistance War."

31. Have you ever seen a game where you must buy premium items to participate in any event? If not, try playing "Silkroad Online."

32. Have you ever seen a game that remains in internal testing for two years, riddled with more bugs than cattle hair? If not, try playing "Shu Mountain."

33. Have you ever seen a game where applying patches leads to new issues, requiring rollback patches? If not, try playing "Street Basketball."

34. Have you ever seen a game with over 100 players in closed beta, but only 56 maximum online during open beta? If not, try playing "Racing."

35. Have you ever seen a game that makes an 800x600 resolution look better than 1024x768? If not, try playing "Legend 3G."

36. Have you ever seen a game where you have to create a new character for each chapter because the previous ones are weakened? If not, try playing "Lineage 2."

37. Have you ever seen a game where a previously closed game reopens with cheats appearing on the first day of internal testing, charging immediately after one month of testing and merging servers? If not, check out "Spirit Revival."

38. Have you ever seen a game selling daily special packs and high-level items, only for the agency to disappear? If not, remember "Dragon Tribe."

39. Have you ever seen a game claiming to be a domestic masterpiece but filled with Japanese NPC designs and store signs? If not, try playing "QQ Fantasy."

40. Have you ever seen a game where you can't play without cheats, survive without exploiting bugs, or own equipment without duplicating it, where all players wear the same set of items? If not, check out "Colony 2."

41. Have you ever seen a game where official servers and private servers update simultaneously? If not, try playing "MU Online."

42. Have you ever seen a game that introduces new bugs after maintenance, necessitating additional temporary maintenance? If not, try playing "Investiture of the Gods."

43. Have you ever seen a game where you can't even register an account or access the website after open beta testing? If not, try playing "Shaiya."

44. Have you ever seen a free game selling RMB items during internal testing, where paying RMB often fails to yield in-game currency, rife with bugs and powerless official responses? If not, try playing "Kung Fu Online."

45. Have you ever seen a game where characters get stuck halfway while running, making them look like dogs tied to a post? If not, try playing "Digital Monster."

46. Have you ever seen a game with 1,000 players in closed beta, 800 in second beta, and fewer than 500 in third beta? If not, try playing "QQ Three Kingdoms."

47. Have you ever seen a game where the official agency sells cheats? If not, try playing "Stone Age."

48. Have you ever seen a game where you can modify character attributes using single-player game editors like Jinx? If not, try playing "Spirit."

49. Have you ever seen a game where logging in takes 1-2 hours? If not, try playing "EVE Online."

50. Have you ever seen a game where closed beta lasts only three days, internal testing is incredibly short, full of bugs and cheats, and official events award prizes that players never receive? If not, try playing "Jin Yong Heroes II."