Cantonese entry test - the editor of NetEase is too talented

What does "Bixian" mean?

A. Beckham B. Typhoon C. Green Tea D. A mm name

"Mr. Li is a big wok, a fat bastard." Q: What happened to Li? ()

A. Failed to lose weight B. Bought A big pot

C. Met three fat people D. failed the exam

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