Majestic shark lamp

We were scared out of our wits by Spielberg's Great White Shark, but upon reflection, there was a certain inexplicable pleasure, even to the point of wanting to keep one in our own bathtub and dance with it... Although such an idea is unrealistic, we can invite the shark lamp designed by Aleksandr Mukomelov to our desks instead. If placed in the courtyard with that ghastly white light, wouldn't little thieves have a moment of moral dilemma?